WSU Athletics releases budget plan dependent on student fees.

Victor Small: “Hey athletics department, I get it, economics and statistics can be tricky subjects. I mean, who hasn’t struggled with it am I right? But it’s always better just to ask the prof for help instead of faking it and hoping nobody notices. #freshmantips.”

Pat Bauer: “I’ll trade a budget deficit for nine win seasons all day!”

Nathan Howard: “I just spent like 10 minutes trying to think of a funny way to complain about this, but then I’ve realized I’ve already used all my good Athletics burns the previous 10 times they’ve done this.”

Rick Scott: “The actual cost of a sports pass is far less than other schools and is all-inclusive. Other schools charge more and limit passes to specific sports. If you don’t want to pay for it, don’t go. If you don’t want the increased student fee, don’t vote for it when it comes up on the ballot. It’s really that simple.”

Evan Pretzer: “At this rate, that money would be better spent building a mathematics college to help these idiots.”