Ain’t no rad joke like a dad joke

FRANKIE SY, Evergreen columnist

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It’s that time of year again where WSU hosts a weekend for all the Cougar dads out there.

For first timers, many of us have never heard of Dad’s Weekend and wonder what could be in store for our fathers when they come to town for the special occasion. However, we know that Dad’s Weekend is definitely full of food, football and (bad) jokes. Prepare yourself with some dad jokes of your own.

  1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  2. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
  3. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
  4. This graveyard looks overcrowded, people must be dying to get in there.
  5. Did you hear about the guy who invented the “knock-knock” joke? He won the “no-bell” prize.