1. We only have like a month left, people. Crazy, huh? With that in mind, I would suggest going to Wal-Mart to pick up tissues and those little five-hour energy drinks. This way you can stay up all night and wipe up your tears of sorrow without skipping a beat.

2. I would also suggest investing in a pair of earplugs to drown out your roommates’ wails of pain.

3. But never fear, it’s not all death and despair. There are some things to look forward to, like having your own room again … or seeing your cat. Or just not having to go through the day-to-day drudgery of college life. Freedom is in sight.