Family is crazy. I know mine is.

If college students struggle to find even one commonality, the fear of returning home to a group of people several fries short of a Happy Meal is a given.

While coping may prove more of a challenge thandusting off your old copy of Guitar Hero III over break and powering “Through Fire and Flames” on expert, bonding isn’t any easier than trying to dominate Super Smash Bros. with Yoshi.

Here are a few tips on how to become the Holiday Break god of war on bonding with all your family and friends.

First, you should scope out your environment. Bonding can be a selfless or selfish experience. If you have parents or grandparents who want to embrace your company, they’ll be content with whatever you do. If you have siblings or cousins who want you to do whatever they want you to do, you’re going to be forced to be a bit more strategic.

Second, learn about your target. Find out what they want to do. Find out what they’re allowed to do. If you have underage siblings, drinking games probably aren’t the best idea. If you have overage cousins, sitting around watching Disney cartoons probably isn’t either.

Third, establish a battle plan. Once you know what people are expecting of you, decide what you’re going to do and follow through. Nothing is worse than raising the hopes of family and friends then letting them down by trying to figure out what is going to happen.

Fourth, attack. Write a list with names, times and activities. Keep each event different so you don’t get bored. Start from the top and work toward the bottom crossing off achievements as you snipe through your goals. Not only will you manage to give each significant person in your life attention, you’ll feel satisfied and accomplished.

Embrace all age outlets that have something to offer everyone. Movie theaters, restaurants that serve alcohol and shopping centers have a broad base of appeal. 

Take a moment to be selfless. Take a moment to sacrifice your newfound college freedom. They might be crazy, but remember so are you. Go be crazy together.