The Daily Evergreen

Satire: Students disappoint grandparents on Valentine’s Day

Satire: Students disappoint grandparents on Valentine’s Day

MARA JOHNSON, Evergreen columnist

February 14, 2019


Filed under Mint, Satire, Showcase

Whatever your plans may be on this loveless day, Happy Valentine’s Day. Everyone has their own special plans, whether that’s with a loved one or maybe with the 2/10 you found for the night to make yourself feel better about being alone. People see Valentine’s Day as a way to show love and affection...

Satire: Use unconventional tricks to stay healthy this winter

Satire: Use unconventional tricks to stay healthy this winter

ANNA YOUNG, Evergreen columnist

February 7, 2019


Filed under Mint, Satire, Showcase

Though the groundhog predicted an early spring, winter sicknesses can still invade and make the life of any student miserable. Common cold, flu, measles — in Washington, there’s a season for everything. Fortunately, experts have compiled a list of ways to stay healthy and prevent the spread of...

Satire: WSU students will compete in annual Poor Olympics

Satire: WSU students will compete in annual Poor Olympics

ANNA YOUNG, Evergreen columnist

January 31, 2019


Filed under Mint, Satire, Showcase

FAFSA season brings with it the arrival of the Poor Olympics, an annual event at colleges around the world where middle-class students compete to out-broke their similarly middle-class peers. Historically, the Poor Olympics began when small communities of college students began practicing the art...

Satire: Mara’s declassified survival guide

Satire: Mara’s declassified survival guide

MARA JOHNSON, Evergreen columnist

January 24, 2019


Filed under Mint, Satire, Showcase

No two people are the same, but some people can be grouped into similar bunches, like grapes or bananas. Hi, I’m Mara, and I’m here to help you figure out all the professors you may encounter along your college journey. The first thing to consider when meeting a new professor is the subject...

‘Sourpuss’ is too real for college audience

‘Sourpuss’ is too real for college audience

ANNA YOUNG, Evergreen columnist

January 10, 2019


Filed under Art, Mint, Satire, Showcase

I was given an advance copy of Merricat Mulwray’s “Sourpuss” in exchange for an honest review before its Jan. 20 publication. Recall a time when you went to a friend’s house and needed to use their shower. It’s an operation that by all means should be simple, but in that moment you find...

Satire: Students return to Pullman, classes

Satire: Students return to Pullman, classes

MARA JOHNSON, Evergreen columnist

January 10, 2019


Filed under Mint, Satire, Top-feature

Students are coming back to Pullman with opinions on the government shutdown, “Bird Box” and probably “Black Mirror: Bandersnatch.” What better way to start off the semester than with binge-watching Netflix with new friends? Some people were lucky enough to evade the drunken political talk...

Satire: End semester with flames, strip clubs, cooked mushrooms

Satire: End semester with flames, strip clubs, cooked mushrooms

MARA JOHNSON, Evergreen columnist

December 10, 2018


Filed under Mint, Satire

WSU is known for being a party school, but what college isn’t? As the semester comes to a stop, students and professors all over campus are celebrating in their own ways. After months of stress, it’s finally time to cut loose and have some fun before returning home for the holidays. Megan Elliott,...

Every student. Every story. Every day.
Satire