Satire: Students disappoint grandparents on Valentine’s Day
MARA JOHNSON, Evergreen columnist
February 14, 2019
Filed under Mint, Satire, Showcase
Whatever your plans may be on this loveless day, Happy Valentine’s Day. Everyone has their own special plans, whether that’s with a loved one or maybe with the 2/10 you found for the night to make yourself feel better about being alone. People see Valentine’s Day as a way to show love and affection...
Satire: Use unconventional tricks to stay healthy this winter
ANNA YOUNG, Evergreen columnist
February 7, 2019
Filed under Mint, Satire, Showcase
Though the groundhog predicted an early spring, winter sicknesses can still invade and make the life of any student miserable. Common cold, flu, measles — in Washington, there’s a season for everything. Fortunately, experts have compiled a list of ways to stay healthy and prevent the spread of...
Satire: WSU students will compete in annual Poor Olympics
ANNA YOUNG, Evergreen columnist
January 31, 2019
Filed under Mint, Satire, Showcase
FAFSA season brings with it the arrival of the Poor Olympics, an annual event at colleges around the world where middle-class students compete to out-broke their similarly middle-class peers. Historically, the Poor Olympics began when small communities of college students began practicing the art...
Satire: Mara’s declassified survival guide
MARA JOHNSON, Evergreen columnist
January 24, 2019
Filed under Mint, Satire, Showcase
No two people are the same, but some people can be grouped into similar bunches, like grapes or bananas. Hi, I’m Mara, and I’m here to help you figure out all the professors you may encounter along your college journey. The first thing to consider when meeting a new professor is the subject...
‘Sourpuss’ is too real for college audience
ANNA YOUNG, Evergreen columnist
January 10, 2019
Filed under Art, Mint, Satire, Showcase
I was given an advance copy of Merricat Mulwray’s “Sourpuss” in exchange for an honest review before its Jan. 20 publication. Recall a time when you went to a friend’s house and needed to use their shower. It’s an operation that by all means should be simple, but in that moment you find...
Satire: Students return to Pullman, classes
MARA JOHNSON, Evergreen columnist
January 10, 2019
Filed under Mint, Satire, Top-feature
Students are coming back to Pullman with opinions on the government shutdown, “Bird Box” and probably “Black Mirror: Bandersnatch.” What better way to start off the semester than with binge-watching Netflix with new friends? Some people were lucky enough to evade the drunken political talk...
Satire: End semester with flames, strip clubs, cooked mushrooms
MARA JOHNSON, Evergreen columnist
December 10, 2018
WSU is known for being a party school, but what college isn’t? As the semester comes to a stop, students and professors all over campus are celebrating in their own ways. After months of stress, it’s finally time to cut loose and have some fun before returning home for the holidays. Megan Elliott,...
Several Cougs shine at Last Chance College Elite
February 16, 2019
Cougs crush Dawgs by 33 points
February 16, 2019
Baseball drops season opener to Saint Mary’s
February 15, 2019
Pullman Transit impacted by snow
February 15, 2019
Doing it right: comprehensive list of birth control options
February 15, 2019