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SATIRE: Antghanistan puts out arrest warrant for Evergreen editor

JOSIAH PIKE, Copy editor • January 30, 2025

The People’s Republic of Antghanistan has put out an arrest warrant for Rebekah Rahman, Daily Evergreen life editor, for “crimes against hum-ant-ity.” Supreme Leader Joseph Stal-ant said Rahman’s...

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