Christmas is just a few days away and you can feel the holiday spirit in the air. Parents are putting up the decorations while children across the world are sending Santa their list of what they want this year.
However, it is not just kids who get gifts for Christmas. Let us take a look at some of the most popular presents this holiday season.
A new car
As often seen in commercials around this time of year, nothing says Merry Christmas like surprising your significant other with a brand new car.
Whether you are a wealthy well-to-do fellow with more money than brains or a regular schmoe who foolishly agrees to possibly ten years of stiff payments for a gift that no one will find exciting anymore in a week’s time, a car will make anyone’s holiday special, at least according to the crushing capitalist machine that rules America with an iron fist.
Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toilet
The hottest brain rot of 2024 is now the hottest toy of the Christmas season. The Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toilet can be purchased at your local Walmart or Target.
If you want to make your child’s Christmas one to remember, make sure to pick up this sweet toy and watch your kid have more fun than they ever have before on Christmas morning, while you down a martini and think of all the wonderful things you could afford if you just decided to get a dog instead of the stupid kid.
Gas masks and bomb shelters
We are grouping these two together because they are usually purchased together by the same people, but frankly, why this is we at the Daily Evergreen can not comprehend.
Interestingly enough, both gas masks and bomb shelter sales have shot up over 283% compared to last Christmas, almost as if some world-shattering event took place earlier this year that throws the entire survival of humanity into question. Well, whatever the reason, there is no denying these are two popular items this Christmas.
A share of the Hawk Tuah Coin
For all the investors out there, the newly-launched Crypto coin “Hawk” is one of the hottest commodities out there this year. If you would like to make this Christmas extra special, make sure to invest as much of your friend or family member’s money into the coin as you possibly can.
On a related note, I personally have invested over $10,000, which is basically all of my savings, into the coin and I am sure it has paid off big time. I have not checked where the coin stands since the day it launched, but it looked promising for most of that day, so I am pretty sure it has not crashed and I have not lost all my money. If it did, there goes any chance of retirement, so fingers crossed that it did not.
Ads in the Daily Evergreen
Oh, gee, would you look at that? It seems ad space in the Evergreen is one of the most popular things to buy this Christmas. How about that, huh? No, I do not have any statistics to back this up, but trust me, I did not make this up. Come on, would I lie to you?
Well, I guess if you do not want to be left out of the holiday fun, you know what to buy this year. Break out your wallets, folks, since the ad space is going fast and daddy’s got a mortgage to pay!
Now that you have seen some of the most popular gifts this year, good luck getting your hands on them before they fly off the shelves. Merry Christmas from the Daily Evergreen and remember, the true meaning of the holiday is not the giving, it is the getting.
