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The Daily Evergreen

The student voice of Washington State University since 1895

The Daily Evergreen

The student voice of Washington State University since 1895

The Daily Evergreen

The birthday boy is aging faster than he thinks he is

Satire: I am turning 21

JOEY FRANKLIN March 9, 2023

Well, dear readers, this week marks the start of the rest of my life. I am at the ripe old age of 21. I already know what you’re going to say. “Really? The guy who writes about 1980s music and culture...

AP just mistakenly shared one of the world-elites' most elaborate secrets with the entire world.

Satire: ‘the French’ don’t actually exist

LUKE INGHAM, Evergreen columnist February 13, 2023

In a now-deleted Tweet, the Associated Press (AP) deemed “the” French as a term to be avoided according to the updated AP style guide. The AP cautioned against using the word “the” before a...

I know that food is a big part of Valentine’s day traditions so I think I will push my Doordash account (and debit card) to their absolute limits

V-day a day for loneliness and self care

JOEY FRANKLIN February 9, 2023

One of the most humbling experiences of my life was filling out the FAFSA when I first got into WSU. My dad and I were trudging through the brutally long process when I came across “the question.”...

Maybe you could pull a "Say anything" and stand outside with a boombox in a trench coat

Satire: Text your ex this Valentine’s Day

LUKE INGHAM, Evergreen columnist February 9, 2023

Timing when to text your ex-partner is something many people spend way too much time thinking about. Many poor souls will spend weeks or even months contemplating whether to text their ex, but...

 If Kendall Jenner can do it every day, then so can I.

SATIRE: New Year New Me?

ANNABELLE PEPIN, Evergreen columnist January 12, 2023

This year, I am a new version of myself. Last year was only a week ago and I am leaving every bad habit in 2022. I recently read the book Atomic Habits by James Clear. He said that it takes 21 days...

It is not all rainbows and good eats at the Evergreen ...

Satire: The Daily Life of a Food Reviewer

CARSON HOLLAND, Evergreen columnist December 8, 2022

If you are reading this, I do not have much time before my editors come back to check on me. My name is Carson Holland and I have been trapped in Murrow College this entire year in the Daily Evergreen...

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