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The student voice of Washington State University since 1895

The Daily Evergreen

The student voice of Washington State University since 1895

The Daily Evergreen

Coming back from winter break is great but should it not just be longer?

Satire: Students Declare Winter Break Much too Long

CARSON HOLLAND, Evergreen columnist January 17, 2023

A petition has circulated on WSU’s Pullman campus to demand that the administration decrease the length of Winter Break by two weeks.  Carly Dubbs, a senior in microbiology, was adamant that while...

Washingtonians love the Seattle-based, iconic grunge band Nirvana.

Joey’s Top 10s: Top 10 Nirvana Songs

JOEY FRANKLIN December 8, 2022

This Seattle-based grunge band has made a resurgence due to the popularity of “The Batman” using their song “Something In The Way” for movie promo. However, the band is so much more than that and...

OPINION: Songs to listen to while definitely-not-high

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist November 17, 2022

There are a lot of great songs out there for people to listen to. However, many of them get so much better when you mix in a little bit of cannabis. Here is a solid list of the top ten songs that should...

Joey counts down his top ten songs in the niche sub-genre Yacht Rock.

Joey’s Top 10s: Top 10 Yacht Rock Songs

JOEY FRANKLIN November 10, 2022

This list will be slightly different from the rest of my Top 10s, examining a sub-genre of music rather than an artist’s band’s catalog. Like always, I will try to keep this list fairly fresh and try...

How do you feel about billionaire Elon Musk purchasing the notorious social media site?

Street Talk: Elon Musk bought Twitter, thoughts?

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist November 10, 2022

For those who do not know about the recent news, Elon Musk – or his full name, according to a tweet, “Elongated Muskrat” – bought the social media site Twitter-dot-com. He paid a totally reasonable...

If the refs are all cheating, does that mean they are playing by the rules?

Satire: WSU in hot water after school can’t afford bribes

CARSON HOLLAND, Evergreen columnist November 2, 2022

President Kirk Schulz announced with a heavy heart this weekend that WSU did not have the funds to bribe Pac-12 referees, citing lower attendance and weakening returns on Housing and Residence Life expenses.  This...

Biden giving a commencement speech, 2015.

OPINION: Debt-relief resisters have no leg to stand on

KESTRA ENGSTROM, Managing editor October 26, 2022

On Friday, President Biden’s student debt relief plan was halted by a temporary stay issued by the 8th Circuit Court of Appeals, according to Politico. GOP-led states Nebraska, Arkansas, Missouri,...

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OPINION: Debunking anti-loan forgiveness arguments

KESTRA ENGSTROM, Managing editor October 19, 2022

Anyone who pays even a little bit of attention to the news knows that the U.S. has a problem – a debt problem. In particular, a student debt problem. Americans currently owe $1.75 trillion in private...

Boat and floaty sales have skyrocketed following the announcement.

Satire: City of Pullman announces new canal transit system

CARSON HOLLAND, Evergreen columnist October 19, 2022

Pullman City Council announced the opening of a new public transportation system, the Pullman Canal Transit.  Every street within Pullman has been flooded in order to make way for this brave new system,...

There is a new mystery to solve - the mystery of where the hell the dog went.

Satire: New ‘Velma’ show owes me answers

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist October 19, 2022

The beloved Mystery Incorporated has been a part of our lives since 1969 and has remained a huge part of many childhoods since then, but Mindy Kaling is destroying that with her new show based on the one...

Ignore the tears, there is always next year.

Satire: Maybe next year, Sportsfan

CARSON HOLLAND, Evergreen columnist October 19, 2022

Maybe next year. Maybe next year. Next year maybe. Year maybe next. Year next maybe.  Like every year, the disappointment is crippling. The 3520 playoffs have been a wild ride, the first since the...

If you are going to shop, try your best to make sure your money is going somewhere good!

OPINION: 10 companies you can support to support breast cancer research

ANNABELLE PEPIN, Evergreen columnist October 12, 2022

Whether you are traveling, shopping or cooking, it is important to be mindful of the companies you are supporting and, even more importantly, what they support. Here are 10 companies that support awareness...

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