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The Daily Evergreen

The student voice of Washington State University since 1895

The Daily Evergreen

The student voice of Washington State University since 1895

The Daily Evergreen

"Empires inevitably fall, and when they do, history judges them for the legacies they leave behind." - Noah Feldman

SATIRE: Antghanistan dissolves after two months

JOSIAH PIKE, Copy editor April 10, 2025

The Peoples’ Republic of Antghanistan has officially dissolved after none of the ants signed up for the new Okta verify system. Supreme Leader Joseph Stal-ant announced the end of the nation after...

An overfilled ant trap in The Daily Evergreen newsroom. This needs to be fixed. Seriously.

SATIRE: Antghanistan puts out arrest warrant for Evergreen editor

JOSIAH PIKE, Copy editor January 30, 2025

The People’s Republic of Antghanistan has put out an arrest warrant for Rebekah Rahman, Daily Evergreen life editor, for “crimes against hum-ant-ity.” Supreme Leader Joseph Stal-ant said Rahman’s...

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