OPINION: The Ultimate Stoned Bucket List

WSU students share everything they have always wanted to do stoned



What have you always wanted to do while stoned?

GRACE SLOAN, Evergreen columnist

Editor’s note: some names have been left out to protect their identity

I wandered around campus and asked some fellow WSU students what experiences would be on their stoned bucket list, or what is on it if they have one already. The results are nothing short of what one might expect a stoned bucket list to look like.

Jordyn D., psychology major

  1. See the aurora borealis
  2. Hot yoga/boxing class
  3. Smoke with Seth Rogen
  4. Make it to the top of the Eiffel Tower
  5. Snow bong

Sydney H., pre-vet major

  1. Go on an airplane
  2. Go to a concert
  3. Go on a hike
  4. Be featured on a podcast
  5. Spend the day at an aquarium

Elijah I., English major

  1. Nature hike at sunset
  2. Go to a football game
  3. See “The Batman” in IMAX 3D
  4. Go to a concert
  5. Go to the zoo

Krista C., psychology major

  1. Go on an airplane
  2. Stand on the deck of a cruise ship
  3. Eat at a buffet
  4. Go on a train ride through Europe
  5. Have a beach day

Lindsay L., Hospitality Business Management major

  1. Go stargazing
  2. Go for a hike
  3. Stoned movie marathon
  4. Get high with my parents (again)
  5. Go swimming

Daniel H., mechanical engineering major

  1. Hike
  2. Play with puppies
  3. Watch a horror movie
  4. Play a board game
  5. Eat fancy food

Mani N., psychology major

  1. Paint a room
  2. Eat at a nice buffet
  3. Go to an aquarium
  4. Sleep on a waterbed
  5. Hammocking


  1. Attend an EDM concert
  2. Swim with dolphins
  3. Trampoline Park
  4. Disneyland!
  5. Nature walk


  1. Watch a funny movie
  2. Eat fancy food
  3. Play in the snow
  4. Nature walk
  5. Listen to music


Though each student I interviewed had a different backstory, opinion about weed and way they used cannabis, there was overlap in their answers. Finding these commonalities was another reminder that although we are different, we are all connected — at the very least by our consumption of weed!

Here are some conclusions about the stoned bucket list items amongst the interviewees:

Most agreed upon: Food-related (buffets, “fancy food”)

Top 5:

  1. Hiking/nature walks
  2. Watching a movie
  3. Attending a concert
  4. Go to an aquarium
  5. Fly on an airplane