Street Talk: Crazy Sex-periences

ALEX BIVIANO, Evergreen columnist

“I had a girl say ‘come inside me,’ so my high a– said OK and then the next morning she said ‘I shouldn’t have done that,’ and I haven’t talked to her since.” – Josh H

“There’s a picture of me in an Eiffel Tower that 10,000 people have seen. I had a friend walk in and take a picture of me while I was doing it.” – Anonymous

“I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time during the windstorms of 2015, and when I was close to finishing a tree fell through the roof of my parents’ house and a branch landed about a foot from my head, which could have killed me on impact.” – David N

“Last night I was at my best friend’s house for a party. My girlfriend and I went upstairs to talk, but both of the bedrooms were occupied. Talking turned into me lifting her up and going to town on her on my friend’s pool table while he watched.” – Daniel K

“One of my ex-girlfriends and I were having sex in the back of my Jeep and we parked it in a neighborhood that wasn’t built yet so we thought there’d be no people. However, while we were doing it, keep in mind we were both butt naked and my a– is facing the windshield, I hear a cheer coming from behind me and I see a guy in a Wahooz uniform cheering, “Yeah! Get some!” As he’s running away and looking back, my girlfriend at the time asked if we should stop but I said no and we finished.” – Andrew F