The Daily Evergreen

OPINION: Satire: Protect our billionaires from coronavirus

Celebrities, as the smartest and brightest of our society, need all the help we can give them.

JACOB HERSH, Evergreen opinion editor

May 27, 2020

As Jeff Bezos crosses that holy border from billionaire to trillionaire, hundreds of thousands of Americans are out of work. As Chrissy Teigen complains about artisan cookware, laid-off workers are wondering where their next meal will come from. As Nancy Pelosi greasily shuffles hedge funds around, small...

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