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The Daily Evergreen
The student voice of Washington State University since 1895

The Daily Evergreen

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist

Parker is a freshman going into communications. He is from Vancouver, Washington (Go Timbers!! Sounders suck). Parker Started working for the Evergreen in fall of 2022 and plays for the WSU men's soccer team. He loves to talk (a bit too much) and is always looking to learn more about anything. He is also fluent in Spanish.

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Not every family is perfect the important thing is to take care of yourself

It’s OK to be estranged

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
March 30, 2023
Watching a bear swallow a kilo of cocaine is a sight to behold

Movie review: ‘Cocaine Bear’ a refreshing boost for campy movies

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
March 23, 2023
This can be as small as, “You look beautiful today honey”

“Hey honey, I love you”

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
February 9, 2023
The smartest member of the Mystery Gang getting the quadratic formula wrong is a joke.

Show review: I told you ‘Velma’ would suck

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
February 2, 2023
FIFAs hands are not clean

FIFA’s hands are not clean

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
December 9, 2022
Sex scandals in sports

Sex scandals in sports

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
December 6, 2022
Swimmer Payton Bokowy was a member of the team that broke the 4x100m freestyle relay at the Pac-12 Championships her sophomore season.

Cougars represent America

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
December 5, 2022
WSU swim team competing against Cal, Oct. 16 2022.

WSU swimming ready for US Open

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
December 1, 2022
Whats your favorite rock song? Reporter asked the community.

Street Talk: What is your favorite rock song?

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
November 17, 2022
Taking shots or shooting up?

Taking shots or shooting up?

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
November 17, 2022

OPINION: Songs to listen to while definitely-not-high

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
November 17, 2022
How do you feel about billionaire Elon Musk purchasing the notorious social media site?

Street Talk: Elon Musk bought Twitter, thoughts?

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
November 10, 2022
Noelle Harvey’s love for swimming is shaped by her love for her teammates.

Noelle Harvey: pushing limits and leading with passion

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
November 10, 2022
WSUs student populace has mixed opinions on the existence of ghosts.

Street Talk: Do you believe in ghosts?

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
November 3, 2022
The WSU swim team celebrates their victory over Arizona on Oct. 15.

WSU swimming to face No. 2 Stanford

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
October 25, 2022
There is a new mystery to solve - the mystery of where the hell the dog went.

Satire: New ‘Velma’ show owes me answers

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
October 20, 2022
WSU swim team competing against Cal, Oct. 16 2022.

The Bears beat down the Cougars 167 to 94

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
October 18, 2022
With right to try laws, physicians work directly with drug manufacturing companies to get their patients access to experimental treatments.

OPINION: ‘Right to try’ gives cancer patients second chance at life

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
October 13, 2022
Freshman Kiana Swain earned 15 points in the swim meet against the University of Utah on Jan. 15, 2021 in Gibb Pool.

Cougars and Bears go paw-to-paw

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
October 13, 2022
The swim team warm up with sprints before the relay meet against UI, UN, and SDSU Friday night at Gibb Pool on Sept. 29, 2019.

WSU swim takes fourth at the Chick-Fil-A Invitational

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
October 11, 2022
Swimmers fly into the new season at Fresno

Swimmers fly into the new season at Fresno

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
October 7, 2022
Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story can be streamed on Netflix. However, should you stream it, do so thoughtfully and respectfully.

TV Show Review: New Netflix Dahmer show captures failures of police, pain of victims’ families

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
October 6, 2022
Swimmer Payton Bokowy was a member of the team that broke the 4x100m freestyle relay at the Pac-12 Championships her sophomore season.

WSU swimmer sets record in Gibb pool

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
October 4, 2022
Sophomore Lauren Burckel places fifth in the 100-meter breaststroke on Sept. 28 at Gibb Pool. The Pac-12 Championships start at 6 p.m. Wednesday and continue through Sunday at the Weyerhaeuser King County Aquatic Center in Federal Way, Washington.

Cougars diving into the new season caps first

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
September 29, 2022
A party can be a great place to have fun and make memories, but attending comes with risk.

OPINION: Frat parties are scary…

PARKER R. SCHAFER, Evergreen columnist
September 29, 2022
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